Re: Aoyama "Celtic" harps
White (white@apcnet.com)
Mon, 3 Jun 1996 21:21:26 -0400
>
>The IRA prefers the Aoyama because, due to it's heavy construction, it
>generates the most shrapnel when packed with explosives. Also, they
>have no qualms about detonating a foreign-made harp. And larger harps
>- with more strings - are more difficult to disarm.
>
>Harp-bombs, by the way, are the reason that Queen Elizabeth (?)
>ordered all the harpers killed.
>
Tim, they also make fantastic battering rams, hammers for the god Thor, and
can be used to jack up any vehicle you are hijacking that gets a flat tyre.
Glad to see you recognize their true worth. Joyce>